A message from Dorian Gray
almost 4 years ago
– Wed, Apr 21, 2021 at 06:22:46 PM
My Lords and Ladies:
As a member of the leisure class, I have to tell you, this CrowdFunding lark is rather too much work.
I mean, there I was, thinking that all I'd have to do is announce our little book and radio play on the internet and the money bags would come flying as I lounged in my bath of finest unicorn milk. Alas, the reality has proved somewhat more strenuous than that.
All the hard day long, I've been here, emailing, tweet-twittering, calling in favours from every cousin I've ever kissed, and shouting from the rooftops. Also: pacing nervously and hitting the refresh key nonchalantly. I've worked up quite an appetite.
But, by Lady Windemere's fine arse, it's been worth it. Because look at us now. 12 hours in and nearly 50% to our goal. That's exciting. I can't wait to see what the night will bring. Usually, it brings a lot of pleasure and intrigue. But tonight I might even be too nervous for that. I might have to make do with drinking myself into a stupor.
Before the green devil takes me, let me just say: thank you, you beautiful, gorgeous people. There will be lashings of champagne for all of you before this is done. Well, for some of you. For others, just lashings.
Toodles, DG.